Orange Cat Blues

“If Doctors Acted Like Software Companies” Wherein...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 08:32:36 -0400

“If Doctors Acted Like Software Companies”

Wherein Ensign Fraidy goes to the doctor after an accident.

Doctor Wilbur: “You asked for a leg, you got one. If you’re having compatibility issues you have to contact whoever made your body.”

“Policy of Honesty” Wherein Gen and Natasha discuss...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 08:50:00 -0400

“Policy of Honesty”

Wherein Gen and Natasha discuss whether honesty is the best policy when dealing with colleagues.

Gen: “Sometimes the best way to deal with idiots is to agree with everything they say and move on.”

Scifi Pawty! Yoo could wins dis Ensign Fraidy Tee!

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:54:00 -0400

O hai! On Twitter on dis Caturday dey having a 4th Annual Scifi Pawty, a virtual science fiction convenshun foar animals dat benefits da One by One Cat Rescue.

Dere tons of pwizes, barktenders and meowsic, lotsa celebrity autographs at Ebay to benefit One by One and 25% of dis LIFE-SIZED TARDIS!

One of da many, many pwizes is dis shirt by me, Loki. Iz Ensign Fraidy, unluckiest cat inna Universe. He a black kitty in a red shirt.

SciFiPawty Ensign Fraidy “O Noes!” Tee by HeadBees
Create unique customized tee shirts at Zazzle.

(Though it turns out if yoo wearing a gold shirt yoo moar likely to dies since there aren’t as manee gold shirts. If yoo wearing a black shirt wif a red shirt kitty onnit da math sez you prolly gonna be safe.)

SciFi Pawty runs Saturday, March 23 frum 11 AM EDT (GMT -4) to 11PM EDT on Twitter at hashtag #scifipawty and to a lesser extent on da Facebook. Iz hosted bai @BorisKitty. Luvs, Loki

When I get a plot bunny while I'm on deadline

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:03:09 -0400

title2come:

sesamestreet: Happy birthday to Big Bird and to Mr....

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:02:23 -0400

sesamestreet:

Happy birthday to Big Bird *and* to Mr. Rogers!

I lubbs dem both! <3 Loki

Dangling Pawticiple

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 11:29:00 -0400

Wherein Loki experiences a dangling modifier while waiting for lunch. “Covered in eggs and breadcrumbs, Loki waited for the chicken to finish cooking.”

I suggested dis one to primate aftur conversashun wif Wine Country Dog on da Twitter. <3 Loki >^..^< ———————— >^..^<

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joncozart: NEW VIDEO! Have you ever wondered what happened to...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:19:19 -0400

joncozart:

NEW VIDEO! Have you ever wondered what happened to the DISNEY princesses after their happily-ever-afters? WELL HERE IT IS!

Fifty Shades Flead: Dogberry, Book 3

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 11:17:51 -0400

Wherein Dogberry concludes her assault on the Furryboots Writing Club and the English Language.

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(Zazzle Dogberry items may take some time. I need to edit the titles to pass inspection.)

sesamestreet: One BILLION YouTube Views! Ah ha ha! Let’s...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 10:56:26 -0500

sesamestreet:

One BILLION YouTube Views! Ah ha ha! Let’s celebrate by counting the “You”s in YouTube!

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:17:44 -0500

Fifty Shades Barker

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 12:14:00 -0500

Wherein Dogberry continues her malaprop-laden assault on the Furryboots Writing Club and the English Language.

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Fifty Shades of Dogberry

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:31:00 -0500

Wherein Dogberry and Private Ellory Sockpuppet pay a visit the Furryboots Writing Club. Part one. There are 15 writing, publishing and/or literature jokes in this comic strip. Can you spot them?

Dogberry is a composite of the many delicate geniuses I’ve met over the years who asked for and subsequently refused editorial help, but finally sparked by this post on Feral Intensity because some of those quotes were too good to pass up!

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"Backup Chicken"

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:36:15 -0500

Wherein I reveals mai stash ov backup chicken to Gen. <3 Loki

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"Morefood"

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:18:00 -0500

Wherein Loki finds all he has to eat is edge kibble.

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Capshun Dis: Clowny Cat Card, 1984 for Whimsy-day

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 07:52:12 -0500

Greeting card sent to primate wen she a kitten in 1984. Dis not me! And dunno source….

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Snow Devil

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 09:30:21 -0500

Wherein Loki and Gen attempt to make snow angels.

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Mutant Protest

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:44:14 -0500

Loki finds himself caught in the middle of a genetically modified organism protest, with frogs on one side and a mutant on the other.

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Hallo, wurld! I has noo bloggy. Wif noo stuff. And sum old...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 10:28:19 -0500

Hallo, wurld! I has noo bloggy. Wif noo stuff. And sum old stuff.

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Or just stays here on Tumblr, iz OK. :)

Fangs U!

Kthnxbai! <3 Loki

Orange Cat Blues

“If Doctors Acted Like Software Companies” Wherein...

“Policy of Honesty” Wherein Gen and Natasha discuss...

Scifi Pawty! Yoo could wins dis Ensign Fraidy Tee!

When I get a plot bunny while I'm on deadline

sesamestreet: Happy birthday to Big Bird *and* to Mr....

Dangling Pawticiple

joncozart: NEW VIDEO! Have you ever wondered what happened to...

Fifty Shades Flead: Dogberry, Book 3

sesamestreet: One BILLION YouTube Views! Ah ha ha! Let’s...

Photo

Fifty Shades Barker

Fifty Shades of Dogberry

"Backup Chicken"

"Morefood"

Capshun Dis: Clowny Cat Card, 1984 for Whimsy-day

Snow Devil

Mutant Protest

Hallo, wurld! I has noo bloggy. Wif noo stuff. And sum old...

sesamestreet: Happy birthday to Big Bird and to Mr....